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Wrap G goodr Extreme Dumpster Diving GOODR

$ 27,00

SKU: mode_7700982137049 Category: ACCESSORIES Tags: biking glasses, fashion, goodr, GOODRM, GOODRW, running glasses, sun glasses, WRAP G GOODR

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NON-REFLECTIVE

FOR REGULAR HEADS

BEST FOR “RECYCLING”

PSSST…C’MERE.

CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMATION PLANT IS A GOLD MINE. GRAB A CELL PHONE TOO! JUST REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR WRAP G SUNNIES FIRST. THEY WON’T FOG UP ON THE STEAMIEST OF HEADS OR IN THE FOULEST OF STENCHES.

MADE FOR

BIKING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING RUNNING

LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.

2 NO BOUNCE

OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.

3 ANTI-FOG

4 ALL POLARIZED

GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.

5 ALL EXTREME

YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO

extreme dumpster diving grey full coverage sunglasses with rose lenses

DO I PLAY SPORTS???

BASKETBALL? BORING!!!

SOCCER? STUPID!!!

HOCKEY? HORRIBLE!!!

TENNIS? TEDIOUS!!!

CRICKET? CRAPFEST!!!

WE’RE HARDCORE, BABAYYYYY!!!!

THERE’S ONLY ONE SPORT WE F*CKING CARE ABOUT!!!!!

WOOOOOO!!!!

EXTREME DUMPSTER DRIVING

Fast Shipping and Professional Packaging

We offer a wide range of shipping options due to our long-standing partnerships with UPS, FedEx and DHL. Our warehouse staff are highly trained to pack your goods precisely according to the specifications that we supply. Before shipping, all goods will be thoroughly examined and secured. Every day we ship thousands of packages to clients from all over the world. This shows how we're dedicated to becoming the biggest retailer on the internet. The warehouses and centers of distribution are in Europe, as well as the USA.

Note: Orders containing more than one product will be assigned a distinct processing time, depending on the specific item.

Before shipment, all ordered items will be thoroughly inspected. The majority of orders will be delivered within 48 hours. Delivery is expected to take between 3 and seven days.

Returns

The inventory is always changing and we cannot control it completely because multiple parties are involved, including our factory and warehouse. The actual stock levels can fluctuate at any time. Please understand it may happen that your order will be out of stock when your order has been made.

Our policy is valid for 30 days. If you don't receive your product within 30 days, we are not able to provide the option of a refund or exchange.

Your item should be in its original packaging and not be used. You must have the item in the original packaging.